Going to the Memory Walk and not finding anyone there is a bit like the phoning the Samaritans and their ringing off – which is an old Woody Allen joke.
Talking of jokes, we have a neighbour who is always wanting to have a chat. Last week he insisted on telling me an Alzheimers joke, as I walked up the road. ‘ You know how they say drinking fruit juice helps the memory. Well, people with Alzheimers forget to drink their orange juice.’ I think there may be a joke in there but not a very good one. ‘How is your wife?’ he said.